Mom's on Gchat now.

This is a typical conversation:

7:55 AM mom: yuu threre

 me: i am

  hey

  how are you this morning?

 mom: wwht yuu gdoiog

 me: i'm at work

7:56 AM mom: iim finnr beeen decctrrating anbsd vdrrinkn coffffe

  jhhhve yooou frrcopped gfrm trp

7:57 AM yuuur uytrn

 me: i'm reading work emails

  paying bills

 mom: ook ttallk tp yuu lattr.love mmmoma

7:58 AM nnow ytuioo hxve top say bbye so illll no tyuou sare throghh

 me: omg mom

  sometimes it takes more than a second

  for me to respond haha

  bye

  i'll talk to you later

  love you

My favorite is, "your turn."  Seems as though we have a long way to go in Gchat protocol.  Oh, there's also the bit about her learning to type.