Mom: Ok, forget the Ambian; just bring some crack* when you come.
Other end: Hangs up.
Mom calls Beth back...
Mom: Beth, did I just call you?
Beth: Yes; I just answered the phone.
Mom: No, before this call?
Mom: Oh no! And replayed the previous conversation to Beth.
Beth: Well, when the cops come to my house, I'll just send them to yours...
Please note: my mother has never used, nor advocates the use of, crack cocaine. She meant this in the most sarcastic way possible.