Jacqueline: awesome
why do you get monday off?
me: confederate memorial day
wtf?
Jacqueline: hilarious
me: thanks south carolina
Jacqueline: wtf exactly
me: i am glad for the random day but really?
Jacqueline: so you going to go to the beach with a confederate flag towel in honor of the day? haha!
me: yes and my corona bathing suit
Jacqueline: and corona flip flops with bottle opener in the sole
have you seen those before?
i mean seriously
and a hideous cover up to top it all off
me: no
but that sounds classy
Jacqueline: sounds like you need to hit up a WINGS
me: you said it sister
I am heading to the beach today. I am not donning any of the items referenced above.
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