Family Funny

Last week was very stressful for Mom.  The light at the end of her tunnel was that her friend Beth was coming for the weekend to fish.  Thursday night mom called Beth:

Mom: Ok, forget the Ambian; just bring some crack* when you come.

Other end: Hangs up.

Mom calls Beth back...

Mom: Beth, did I just call you?

Beth: Yes; I just answered the phone.

Mom: No, before this call?

Beth: No.

Mom: Oh no!  And replayed the previous conversation to Beth.

Beth: Well, when the cops come to my house, I'll just send them to yours...

Please note: my mother has never used, nor advocates the use of, crack cocaine.  She meant this in the most sarcastic way possible.