When they make a movie about my life

I'm pretty sure an SNL character would need to play me.  {Tina Fey, you available?!}

I just poured Crystal Light into my giant Nalgene bottle and shook it up.  But it didn't dissolve 100%.  A few minutes later I went to shake it again, only somewhere in those few moments, I'd unscrewed the lid.

My (straightened) hair, shirt, skirt, underwear, desk chair, desk, and keyboard are now drenched in sweet sticky goodness.  Only me...